{"id":575,"date":"2011-04-07T16:09:36","date_gmt":"2011-04-07T20:09:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.cablesandkits.com\/?p=575"},"modified":"2017-08-17T15:55:12","modified_gmt":"2017-08-17T19:55:12","slug":"april-surprise-from-my-tormentors-err-co-workers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cablesandkits.com\/blog\/april-surprise-from-my-tormentors-err-co-workers\/","title":{"rendered":"April surprise from my tormentors, err co-workers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Note to self:<\/p>\n<p>Do not take April Fool\u2019s day off. Coworkers when armed with information like \u201cman, I don\u2019t see myself ever getting married\u201d, or \u201cman, I\u2019m sure glad I don\u2019t have to ask permission to go somewhere\u201d, or the ever popular \u201dweddings are like funerals, only with better food\u201d they tend to use it against you. One side of the coin it sucks having your wall spammed, but on the other side at least I know what they were up to. 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