It’s just in my nature to want to win. So much so, I sometimes pay a higher price than I should to assure that I maintain my place at the top. But hey, that’s just what you have to do.  I mean, that’s what you’re supposed to do, right? It is in fact the reason we are “successful”, the reason athletes get paid the “big bucks”, and the very reason I am typing this email for the company I work for…….because I had the winning resume. Or is it? …

At CablesAndKits.Com, the new generation of employee is constantly being groomed and smelted (that is an odd combo) into a durable and versatile being. Back in the day when I first started, I was sent through a pilot training program (not to be read as being trained to fly a plane, although you never know around here) that included a 360 degree view of everyone’s job. …

Muuuaaaaahhhhh…  (picture of our illustrious leader grinning madly and wringing his hands while one wonders what mischief he’s been up to)….

I saunter into the office Halloween morning feeling like a million bucks.  I mean, how else would I feel all gussied up like Marilyn Monroe?  As I enter the office I duck, narrowly avoiding being singed by a light saber.  Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker are battling it out to the death right here in Buford, GA.  I mean, who let those yahoos in?  What’s a blond to do to protect her hairdo?  (My wig could have gone up in flames!)  As I stand there, heart racing at having just missed my early demise, I’m grabbed and carted off by a big, hairy and very smelly Wookie.  This is not how I had envisioned my day beginning. …